Gurlz Rule

My friend Jo emailed me this forwarded message about "girls rule". I know there are lots of intelligent women and wife here. You can make your assessment and have your personal opinion on this :-) These maybe an example of women empowerment? lolz Whatever, but I like the humour. So just for fun and light up your day, read on!

"NEVER TRY TO OUTSMART A WOMAN!
There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die. I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me." And so he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him. Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket; his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Waitjust a minute!" She had a box with her; she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and then rolled it away. So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband." The loyal wife replied, "Listen, I'm a Christian, I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him." "You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?" "I sure did" said the wife."I got it all together, put it into my account and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it, he can spend it."

WOMEN ARE SMARTER THAN MEN
Due to inherit a fortune when his sickly, widower father died, Charles decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. Going to a singles' bar, he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath away. "I'm just an ordinary man," he said, walking up to her, "but in just a week or two, my father will die and I'll inherit 20 million dollars." The woman went home with Charles, and the next day she became his stepmother.

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A Man's Perspective)
I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.WORDSA husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men. The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

STUPID AND BEAUTIFUL
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time." The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"

THE BEAST
Husband and wife were in the midst of a violent quarrel, and hubby was losing his temper. "Be careful," he said to his wife. "You will bring out the beast in me." "So what?" his wife shot back. "Who's afraid of a mouse?"

COFFEE
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee." The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee." Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee." Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me." So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him the top of several pages, that it indeed says.... "HEBREWS".

 

4 comments:

Naomi said...

ahahaha! well i guess i'm just on time! In my recent post I tagged 5 lady bloggers [which includes you!] Grabe, girl power na toh!!! take care sistah mmm mmm mwah! =)

Bless said...

:-) gurl power nga! thanks sa tag. mwaahhhugs..

Ligaya said...

Hahaha! this is hilarious. You made my day! =o)
Take care and God Bless!

Bless said...

Yeah very funny talaga...kaya wag nilang ismolen may gurl power na ngayon :-)
God bless!

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